Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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