I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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