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As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
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Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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