I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
only if we run a train.
done.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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