Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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