The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
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I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
How does one acquire holy water?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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