hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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