did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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