the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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