I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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