I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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