Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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