OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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