I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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