Do you still have your period?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize