Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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