She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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