I want to have your abortion
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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