Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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