all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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