i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm like, not good at living.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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