I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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