yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
There's even glitter on my cock...
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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