ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
whose ass print is on the piano?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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