Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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