did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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