I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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