When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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