I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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