I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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