WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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