i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i think i have herpe
just one?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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