I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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