Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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