So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
this just has baby written all over it
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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