why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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