I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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