She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
they need to just BURY HIM!
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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