...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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