I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I don't deserve a penis
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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