dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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