So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
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I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
The ass gains better be worth it
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