i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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