when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
We need to get me chipped asap
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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