I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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