Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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