It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Randomize
