my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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