fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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