Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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