So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
