i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
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Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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