I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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