I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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