i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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