3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
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