love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
