That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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